Using the Machine
Using the machine is very simple, but it can become quite expensive when purchasing Neocola Tokens at the Space Weaponry.
 Neocola Tokens
The first thing you will need before using the machine are small coins called Neocola Tokens. They come in a small variety of colors, but the difference between each is unknown. You might have to spend a good amount of Neopoints to get them at the Space Weaponry or local exchanging sites. Tokens can be received by Cosmic Dome battle as a item prize, random events, or local exchanging sites of the Shop Wizard, Trading Post, and Auction Genie. Remember that only these tokens will work on the machine. The following are the three types of tokens:
|Blue Neocola Token||Green Neocola Token||Red Neocola Token|
 Getting Your Prize
Now that you have your token it's as easy as putting the token in and receiving your prize. You will be given a small set of options however. From these options you must either choose: Dr Slother, Diet Doom, Na'cho Cola, Smite, Alt-Tab, Minion Maid, Mountain Poo, and Dehydrated H20. All of these are strangely named after real-world carbonated drinks, but in this game they do not exist. After choosing one of these options you will have to choose between a set of numbers; 0, 1, 2, 3, 10, and 42. The following are the prizes you can possibly receive after choosing your options:
On extremely rare occasions you can win yourself any random Transmogrification Potion.