"Guys Like Potter"

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"Guys Like Potter"
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Written By Darren Criss
Sung By Tyler Brunsman (Lucius Malfoy)
Joe Moses (Severus Snape)
Musical A Very Potter Sequel
Act 2 Part 4
Time 3:18

"Guys Like Potter" is a song from A Very Potter Sequel.

[edit] Background

In "Guys Like Potter", Lucius Malfoy reminds Snape of how awful James Potter had treated him, and how he had taken the woman he loved more than anything else, by taking his memory and bringing him back to when he was young. They then replay the time when James had pushed him down and Lily had come to his rescue. Unfortunately, Snape accidentally calls her a mudblood, ruining Snape and Lily's friendship for good.

[edit] Lyrics

Lucius:
There are so many douchebags in the world
Yes, so many douchebags get the girls,
who deserve more than absolutely anything,
than any charm or potion could ever bring

But men like that
They have her on a string
And they don't care

For there will always be guys like Potter,
to realize tears in your eyes because he got her
She'll never ever know how much you'd have brought her

If you'd only done
Something more for the one
Back when you were young

Snape:
So many assholes in this place
So many assholes in my face
Why can't they leave me alone—
to love princesses, maids, and queens?

They wouldn't ever be in between

Lucius & Snape:
We treat them nice and never be mean
And we would care

But there will always be guys like Potter,
who'll quench the flame like it's a game with drops of water
He'll never think her perfect as you/I thought her

Lucius:
But now you're alone,
left to pout and moan,
'cause you were totally pwned

[edit] Trivia

Last edited by Xenophilia on 31 July 2011 at 18:40
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