"Guys Like Potter"
|"Guys Like Potter"|
|Written By||Darren Criss|
|Sung By|| Tyler Brunsman (Lucius Malfoy)|
Joe Moses (Severus Snape)
|Musical|| A Very Potter Sequel|
Act 2 Part 4
"Guys Like Potter" is a song from A Very Potter Sequel.
In "Guys Like Potter", Lucius Malfoy reminds Snape of how awful James Potter had treated him, and how he had taken the woman he loved more than anything else, by taking his memory and bringing him back to when he was young. They then replay the time when James had pushed him down and Lily had come to his rescue. Unfortunately, Snape accidentally calls her a mudblood, ruining Snape and Lily's friendship for good.
There are so many douchebags in the world
Yes, so many douchebags get the girls,
who deserve more than absolutely anything,
than any charm or potion could ever bring
But men like that
They have her on a string
And they don't care
For there will always be guys like Potter,
to realize tears in your eyes because he got her
She'll never ever know how much you'd have brought her
If you'd only done
Something more for the one
Back when you were young
So many assholes in this place
So many assholes in my face
Why can't they leave me alone—
to love princesses, maids, and queens?
They wouldn't ever be in between
Lucius & Snape:
We treat them nice and never be mean
And we would care
But there will always be guys like Potter,
who'll quench the flame like it's a game with drops of water
He'll never think her perfect as you/I thought her
But now you're alone,
left to pout and moan,
'cause you were totally pwned
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