"Harry Freakin' Potter"

< StarKid

"Harry Freakin' Potter"
Harry Freakin Potter (StarKid).png
Written By Darren Criss
Sung By Joey Richter (Ron Weasley)
Darren Criss(Harry Potter)
Jaime Lyn Beatty (Rita Skeeter)
Musical A Very Potter Sequel
Act 1 Part 2
Time 4:32

"Harry Freakin' Potter" is a song from A Very Potter Sequel.

[edit] Background

"Harry Freakin' Potter" is sung mostly by Ron Weasley, who tells Harry Potter that he's no ordinary kid with some weird scar from a crocodile—he's everyone in the wizarding world's hero, and in fact, he's Harry freakin' Potter!

[edit] Lyrics

You're Harry freakin' Potter!
You don't understand
You're a legend, man,
to us all!

Every son and daughter—

Ron & the Kids: (spoken)

From You-Know-Who,
all because of you!
You were small,
but I wonder if you can recall

[ The Kids: Oooh... ]

Long story short,
this guy, Voldemort
was super cruel

Harry: (spoken)

The Kids:


[ The Kids: Oooh... ]

Tried to kill you and your parents,
and this is where it gets intensely cool

Even though you were a tiny little boy,
you should've died but you survived and then destroyed
this evil guy and it's a story we enjoy to tell

Ron & the Kids:
You're Harry freakin' Potter!
We don't prefer Gandalf, Merlin, or Oz,
You're a whole lot hotter!
With that lighting scar,
you're a superstar to us all!
If we're in trouble we know who to call!

[ dance break & dialogue ]

Rita Skeeter:
You're Harry freakin' Potter!
I wouldn't wince at all,
you're invincible to all harm!

Like Betty Crocker—

Rita Skeeter & the Kids:

I wanna eat you up!
No one'll beat you up,
with that charm!
Remember, Harry, kid,
you're the boss, you're the king, you're the bomb!

[ dialogue ]

But this is all so sad,
I mean, my mom and dad were killed long ago...

[ The Kids: Long ago they died! ]

I wanna be psyched,
but being unliked is all I know...

[ The Kids: All he knows, that's why! ]

I never thought I'd be a part of such a fate,
an opportunity eleven years late
I guess it's time for me step up to the plate,
and show 'em that I'm something great

I'm Harry freakin' Potter
I'll do what I can
if what you say I am is true

I can't be bothered
by my awful past,
I've found at last something I can do,
so it's time I knew exactly who I am

I'm Harry freakin' Potter!

The Kids:
You're Harry freakin' Potter!

Harry & the Kids:
I'm (you're) Harry freakin' Potter!

I'm the man!

The Kids:

Harry: (spoken)
Harry freakin' Potter!

[edit] Trivia

  • "Harry Freakin' Potter" was performed by Team StarKid at LeakyCon 2011.
Last edited by Xenophilia on 21 July 2011 at 23:48
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