"Hermione Can't Draw"

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"Hermione Can't Draw"
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Written By Darren Criss
Sung By Darren Criss (Harry Potter)
Joey Richter (Ron Weasley)
Lauren Lopez (Draco Malfoy)
Julia Albain (Vincent Crabbe)
Jim Povolo (Gregory Goyle)
Brian Rosenthal (Seamus Finnigan)
Britney Coleman (Dean Thomas)
Richard Campbell (Neville Longbottom)
Joe Moses (Severus Snape)
Brian Holden (Remus Lupin)
Musical A Very Potter Sequel
Act 1 Part 8
Time 1:16

"Hermione Can't Draw" is a song from A Very Potter Sequel.

[edit] Background

In "Hermione Can't Draw", Hermione has it rough after being ridiculed for being unable to draw. Even professors Lupin and Snape tease her for her inability to make true art! But does she have somewhere else to be? No.

[edit] Lyrics

The Kids:
Hermione can't draw,
Hermione can't draw,
Hermione cannot draw!

She only reads books and she cannot draw,
even if she's reading a how-to-draw book

Lupin: (spoken)
Alright, guys, I screwed up. Slytherin's got the field—what the hell is this? Stop dancing like that. Guys, stop! This song isn't even that funny.

Ron: (spoken)
Oh, yeah? Let's hear you sing a song, right now, in front of everyone!

Lupin: (spoken)
I don't have to sing for you.

The Kids:
Lupin can't sing,
Lupin can't sing,
Lupin cannot sing!

Lupin: (spoken)
Yes, I can sing!

The Kids:
He only reads books and he cannot sing,
even if he's reading a how-to-sing book

Lupin: (spoken)
I'm Remus freaking—alright, alright! Hey, hey, guys, hey! Remember Hermione can't draw? She can't draw!

The Kids:
Hermione can't draw,
Hermione can't draw,
Hermione cannot draw!

Lupin: (spoken)
Okay, now follow me!

Everyone:
She only reads books and she cannot draw,
even if she's reading a how-to-draw book

Hermione can't draw,
Hermione can't draw,
Hermione cannot draw!

She only reads books and she cannot draw,
even if she's reading a how-to-draw book

Snape: (spoken)
Granger, don't you have somewhere else to be?

[edit] Trivia

  • "Hermione Can't Draw" was performed by Team StarKid at LeakyCon 2011.
Last edited by Xenophilia on 21 July 2011 at 23:02
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